“I-mites, Jess whined, were stinkin’ cute. He had to have one. He would die if he didn’t get one. How, Jess’s father wondered, his son had found out about these critters, he could only guess.”

Softwarmgood by K.A.Schultz

…apropos this: hilarious coincidence, a fun exchange with the article’s author already having ensued.

Fact is stranger than fiction!
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